He’s life is so full ov intriguin’ stories,
I could actually win a ‘BEST SELLER’ just writtin’ bout him,
& i’m sure yu dont expect me to say the name,
CoNSIDERIN i rily wanna win that best seller and more.
So which do yu want first,
The run in wiv another man’s(a strong man) gurl,
That shit is crazy,
Dnt know wat he was thinkin’,
But I’m way too sure if it were me,
i’d refrain from having any form ov physical confrontation,
Till i know my face aint on the line...lol


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OR
The homosexual who wanted to literally ‘burst his ass’ way bak in sec skul,
Before i continue wiv this,
I hate ‘em wiv the whole ov me,
And i’m having goosebumps already, just writting bout ‘em.
I aint guessing again, like i normally do
I’m sure that aint ryt,
In the sight ov God & that ov man too.
Then coming to my own line ov sight,
Yu’d hav to forgive me for seemingly sounding vulgar & stuff,
But i’m ov the skul ov thot that pussy goes wiv that dude,
Dunno wat other way they expect HIM, way over there
to make his initial intentions known to ‘em,
Other than the shape and sizes ov THOSE things,
Even a blind man knows they go together.
Iron sharpeneth iron,
We dont need SHARP;
We nid soft, gentle & hitch free...
Anyways,
Bak to my story...
He sumhow found his way into this prefect’s domitory (wonder who chooses leaders lyk that),
Stranded at night and in dire nid ov wher to lay his head,
Apparently,
He had been ‘FAC’in his BOOKs’
and lost all track ov time during prep,
and by the time the realisation
that he had been takin’ this acada biz a lil too far hit him,
his dormitory had been locked and thus, found his way to that room
(sounded like i wasnt too sure bout how he GOT thERE initially ryt?)
‘nyways,
long after he was meant to hav being making melodies,
tho’ unpleasant, wiv his snoring...
he felt sum1 pull down his shorts,
& hurriedly spat at his buttocks area (sure he was in a hurry, lil did he know!)
I’m guessing for lubrication of sum sort
Then proceeded to oiling his ‘thing’ at another part ov the room,
Givin my friend here,
ample time to save his butt from the drilling exercise.
Little did he know that N5 razor blade he bought earlier on wuld come in handy...
actuali got that for his pencil, but ended up sharpening sumtn else
or rather, only just started sharpening
before Mr. Homo there let out a loud cry,
not minding wat ppl would do or SAY(this kinda news spread around quickly) bout his despicable act,
or wher his prey had run off to.